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My purposes for this blog:

Relay to you (the reader) the hilarious goings ons of my life as a student/office worker.

Let's start recent- yesterday.

First a semi-meaningless fourth day of work where I was forced to bite my tongue on a regular basis to force myself from verbally destroying the woman who is failing miserably at teaching me how to do my job since I am three days away from being better then her at it.

My day continued it's semi-meaningless nature as I went to school (yes, on a Friday, to make up for a missed class on July 4th) where we were nearly taken to the air by multiple tornadoes. After giving a speech that I was only half prepared for and then being outdone by the group that went after us, I went home. Long day.

One of the most horrible things about Michigan summers is that on overcast days it's is unbelievably humid and you pray for rain thinking that it will take some of the humidity out of the air. Wrong. Lucky for me, my car has air conditioning.

Saturday's are my new favorite day. I used to hate them when I worked in food service. Now, I get to relax in front of the TV and watch the Food Network or MTV or VH1 and indulge in all my guilty pleasures without anyone around to force me to watch what they want. I made myself broccoli cheese scramby eggs and toast and laid on the coach doing nothing for about an hour. Then I left all the dishes in the sink and sat on my computer and browsed YouTube and Digg and Myspace for hours. HOURS. I simply adore being as unprodictive as possible. I think that I will wait until Sunday-Tuesday to write my 12+ page paper due on Wednesday. At least that is the last thing due in that class. Then I have three (THREEEEEEEE) weeks until classes start again.

Alright, I think I might clean up around my desk since the mess is starting to spread to my mousing area and that will just not do.